Friday, December 30, 2005

Weekend Facts

A Bit of Interesting Info for the New Year

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb."

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden" - and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David;
Hearts - Charlemagne; Clubs -Alexander, the Great; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.

If you were to spell out numbers the letter "A" is not found until "One thousand."

Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase: "goodnight, sleep tight."

Saturday, December 24, 2005

The Christmas Star

One of the best parts of the Christmas story is the star that guided the wise men to the birth of Jesus.

But what exactly was that star ?

Obviously we can never know for sure, but we can make an educated guess.

There are 3 possible answers: 1. It could have been a special star, just for the occassion; 2. It could have been some natural event like a supernova or comet or 3. It could have been something else.

Looking to the Bible we have a few clues about the star. We know it appeared twice, we know that it was something new, we know that Herod and his advisors did not see it or at least they did not understand it, and we know it is refered to as a single object.

So were there any special events that might fit ?

Although we mark our calendars as In The Year of Our Lord, the fact is that we do not know for absolutely sure when he was born, we do know that it was sometime around the year 2 or 3 BC.

This range is based on when various other events mentioned in the Bible occurred (such as when a census took place, when certain leaders were in power, etc).

Looking to the records of the time around Christ's birth, we know that there are no references to any special event either among the astronomers of the Holy Land or anywhere else for that matter.

These facts would seem to eliminate the options 1 and 2. In the time of Christ the world was governed by the skies. Astronomers and astrologers (largely the same thing at that time) were employed by kings to advise them of what the skies were saying.

Since Herod's advisors saw nothing and since the Bible says nothing about blinding them from seeing the star, it seems very unlikely that it could have been either a natural event or an actual new star in the sky. People would have seen it if it was.

So what does that leave us ?

Well if we consider who God was trying to send a message to, that might answer our question. The Magi were Babylonian astrologers, some of the best in the world. If they looked to the skies and saw a message, it would have been in the form of an astrological event, most likely a conjunction of stars and planets.

In fact it probably would have been several events. Travel in that era was far more complex than it is today. For the Magi to have set out on a journey would have taken time to prepare and them more time to travel. It would have taken monts after the first event to get to Bethlehem.

So with that in mind, we look to events in the skies around the year zero and find something very interesting.

On August 12 in the year 3 BC there was a conjunction between the planets of Venus and Jupiter near the star Regulus in the constellation of Leo.

To the Magi, Leo was the constellation of Judah, of the symbol of the Jews. Jupiter was the star of Kings, Regulus was a royal star and Venus was the star of fertility. Such a conjunction would certainly have been a signal that a royal birth was coming to the Jews.

So let us assume that this event set the Magi out to prepare for a journey. Did something else happen ?

Well on September 14th Jupiter came into conjunction with Regulus, so we now have two royal stars meeting. Just to make sure the message got through, Jupiter seemed to them to back up, and meet Regulus again on Feb 17th of 2BC, then move forward to meet a third time on May 8th.

So we have had one event suggesting a royal birth, then THREE events suggesting a King.

Finally, on June 17th of 2 BC, Jupiter, Venus and Regulus merged to become a single star.

So in a space of a year, we have not one, not two but FIVE specific conjunctions all proclaiming a King was to be born to the Jews.

And it just happens to occur at just the right time to match all of the other events mentioned in the Bible.

Not only that but these conjunctions are relatively rare, and to have them all occur in close proximity is even rarer. Some astronomers estimate that such a pattern happens only once every 10,000 years.

Of course there is no assurance that this was the event that became the Christmas star, but it certainly is compelling.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Silent Night

As part of my semi-series on Christmas stuff is a familiar story, the origins of Silent Night.

Interestingly there is something of a controversy about the exact background of the hymn, although the story is still wonderful.

According to some versions of the story the song was written because the church organ was broken (for a variety of reason) while others say that it was common for new songs to be written for special occasions.

The lyrics were written by Joseph Mohr, an assistant pastor at the church. Again, there is debate as to when he wrote them. It is known that he frequently took walks in the evenings and that he was inspired to write a poem.

Some say that the writing took place on December 24, 1818 while others say he wrote the poem 1 or 2 years before then.

But it is known that he took the poem to Franz Gruber, a musician and choir director of the church. He wrote the music for two solo voices and guitar.

It is known is that the song was first performed in a small church in Oberndorf, Austria on Christmas Eve of 1818. And from most reports, that seemed to be it. The church members appreciated the effort but nobody thought the song would be used again.

But some time later (again there is some debate as to whether it was a few weeks or as long as a couple of years) the song came back. A man named Karl Mauracher came to work on the church organ and he learned of the song.

Karl was captivated with the melody and asked permission to share it with others. He took it home to the Ziller Valley east of Innsbruk, where he shared it with two local families of travelling folk singers, the Rainers and the Strassers. Noth groups were captivated and made it part of their regular performances.

In 1834 the Strasser Family Singers sang "Silent Night" for King Frederick William IV of Prussia. He was so taken with what the Strassers called their "Song of Heaven," that he commanded it to be sung by his cathedral choir every Christmas Eve.

From there the song spread across Germany and then across the world.

Over the years there have been many touching stories associated with the hymn, but I found two worth sharing.

The first took place during World War I, in the winter of 1914, on the battlefields of Flanders. The Germans had been in a fierce battle with the British and French. Both sides were dug in, safe in muddy, man-made trenches six to eight feet deep that seemed to stretch forever.

All of a sudden, German troops began to put small Christmas trees, lit with candles, outside of their trenches. Then, they began to sing Silent Night.

Across the way, in the "no man's land" between them, came songs from the British and French troops. Incredibly, many of the Germans, who had worked in England before the war, were able to speak good enough English to propose a "Christmas" truce.

The British and French troops, all along the miles of trenches, accepted. In a few places, allied troops fired at the Germans as they climbed out of their trenches.

A spontaneous truce resulted. Soldiers left their trenches, meeting in the middle to shake hands, exchange gifts, play games and generally forget the war.

It didn't last forever but for a few days peace came to a very violent place.

The second story took place during World War 2, in a POW camp in Germany.

US Air Force Pilot Clair Cline, along with his co-pilot, navigator and bombardier, arrived at Stalag Luft I, a prison camp in northern Germany in February 1944.

Snow still lay on the ground, and during those late-winter nights, the crew, along with 12 other men in Room 6, Barrack 6, huddled in their bunks, freezing without adequate heat or blankets and almost no food.

As spring arrived and the weather warmed, however, the worst problem for these men became boredom. They waited for news of the war, searching for ways to keep their minds off worries about loved ones.

Cline turned to his childhood hobby of model-building to pass the time. One day as he strolled along the barbed-wire fence, he recalled how he'd once taken his wife Anne to a concert by violinist Isaac Stern and Cline hit on a project that might distract him from the miseries of prison camp.

In his mind the project seemed a perfectly natural thing to do. Watching his father repair items on their farm had taught him ingenuity and patience. Cline had inherited a love of music from his mother, who played the accordion and told stories of her grandfather, a violinist in Denmark.

One day as a child, he spied a dusty violin case at his uncle's house, and soon he was playing it regularly

Now, in this prison camp, he would make his own. After hunting through the barracks, Cline settled on a pair of beech bed slats for the back of the violin and two pine slats for the front.

From late summer into the fall, he sat outside for hours, whittling the boards to length. His friends helped to obtain the other parts needed for the project.

By late November it was done. I have music again, he thought. For a time, everything he practiced was out of tune. He adjusted the placement of his fingers until he could summon a melody. Meanwhile, the men in Room 6 decided to hold a Christmas celebration, and so Cline brushed up on some carols.

On Christmas Eve, Cline pitched in wherever he was needed, wondering what Anne was doing to celebrate the holiday. When everything was ready, the men filled their plates and ate.

At dusk, the guards locked the prisoners in. Soon the lights were turned out. The men lit homemade candles. Cline reached under his bunk and pulled out the violin. Softly he began to play a carol. A few men hummed along, then started singing.

Cline imagined he could hear Anne's melodic voice over the motley chorus. He closed his eyes at the thought, finishing the tune by feel and letting the final note linger. Outside, the dogs patrolling the compound barked, and a guard uttered a sharp command. The room grew quiet.

On this night that symbolized everything that war was not, Cline once again placed his bow on the strings. Tenderly, with a slight vibration of the wrist, he drew forth the opening notes of "Silent Night." In resonant tones belying its humble origins, the violin spirited the men home to the peace and love they hoped would soon be theirs.

The men extinguished the candles and lay in their bunks, thinking their own thoughts. Cline stared at the bunk slats above him. Such simple wood had made an unforgettable Christmas. He fell asleep and dreamed of home.

On April 30, 1945, the Germans fled Stalag Luft I, leaving the Allied prisoners free to go. Nearly two months later Cline stepped off a train and saw Anne coming through the crowd toward him.

After they hugged each other, Anne noticed the strange case made of aluminum coffee cans that he was carrying and wondered what it was. Today, over 50 years later, the violin sits in a display case on the Clines' living-room wall in Tacoma.

Thanks to http://www.new-life.net/favrt018.htm for this story

Story Behind The Story

As we enjoy the Christmas Season I thought I would bring you a few of the stories behind some of our holiday traditions.

Today's posting involves a composer who found himself near the end of his rope.

He was in despair and things did not look to improve any time soon.

Struggling to earn a living in London, he knew days when he could not afford to buy meals.

One evening, depressed and defeated, he wandered the lonely streets and it was almost dawn when he returned to his shabby room.

On a table was a thick envelope. It was from a man named Charles Jennens and it was a libretto for a proposed composition.

Examining the pages, he found them covered with Scripture texts.

Wearily, and perhaps not feeling very spiritual given his bad situation., he tossed the pages aside and crawled into bed.

But he could not sleep. The words he had read returned to him:

Comfort ye, comfort ye, my people, saith your God ... The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light ... For unto us a Child is born ... Glory to God in the highest ... Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Too stirred to sleep, he got up and went to his piano. The music flowed from his heart-rich, majestic, triumphant. He began to write. Night and day for three weeks, he wrote feverishly. He forgot sleep, food, rest. He refused to see anyone. At last, on the day the work was finished, one friend managed to gain entrance.

The composer was at his piano, sheets of music strewn around him, tears streaming down his face.

"I do believe I have seen all of Heaven before me, and the great God Himself,"

Millions of people have been able to believe that. The first audience to hear the composition -- in Dublin in 1742 --gave it the greatest ovation in the city's history. Weeks later, London heard it for the first time, and again it was a triumph.

A triumph for George Fredrick Handel.......

The King was so impressed during the Hallelujah Chorus that he rose to his feet -- a custom that still prevails.

This Christmas, in churches and concert halls around the world, millions of people will once again find hope and faith in the message what has become the most beloved composition of all times....

Handel's Messiah.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Special Merry Christmas Orders

Army Christmas Operations Order 00-5689: Subject: Christmas

1. An official visit by MG Santa (NMI) Claus is expected at this headquarters 25 December 2003. The following instructions will be in effect and govern the activities of all personnel during the visit.

a. Not a creature will stir without official permission. This will include indigenous mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions will be obtained through the C1. Mice stirring permits will be processed through the C2 for proper clearances and obtained through Veterinary Services, ARCENT-KU.

b. Personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200 hours, 24 December 2003. See MAJ Dickinson for pre-napping medical requirements. See MAJ Adams for napping demonstration.

Uniform for the nap will be: Pajamas, cotton, light, drowsing, with kerchief, general purpose, camouflage; and Cap, camouflage w/ear flaps.

Equipment should have been drawn from home station CIF prior to deployment.

c. Personnel will utilize standard issue sugar plums for visions to dance through their heads. Artificially sweetened plums are authorized for those in the unit weight control program. Specifications for this item will be provided by the servicing dining facility.

d. Stockings, wool, cushion sole, will be hung by the chimney with care.

Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fire hazards caused by carelessly hung stockings. ARCENT-KU safety officer will submit stocking hanging plans to this headquarters prior to 0800 hours, 24 December 2003, ATTN: MAJ Salada, for approval.

e. At the first sign of clatter from the lawn, all troops will spring from their beds to evaluate noise and cause. Immediate action will be taken to tear open the shutters and throw open the window sashes.

PMO Plan (Saint Nick), Reference LO No. 3, paragraph 6c, this headquarters, 2 February 2002, will be in effect to facilitate shutter tearing and sash throwing.

Section OICs will familiarize all personnel with procedures and are responsible for ensuring that no shutters are torn open nor window sashes thrown open prior to start of official clatter. See CPT Donley for hardcopy.

f. Prior to 2400, 24 December 2003, all personnel will be assigned "Wondering Eye" stations. After shutters are thrown open and sashes are torn, these stations will be manned.

g. SSG Bekono will assign one each Sleigh, miniature, M-66, and eight (8) deer, reined, tiny, for use of MG Claus' driver who, in accordance with current directives and other applicable regulations, must have a valid SF56 properly annotated by Driver Testing; be authorized rooftop parking and be able to shout "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, up Comet, up Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen".

2. MG Claus will enter quarters through standard chimneys.

All units without chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M-6, for use during ceremonies. Chimney simulator units will be requested through SPC Oswalt on Job Order Request Form submitted to the Furniture Warehouse prior to 19 December 2003, and issued on DA Form 3161, Request for Issue or Turn-in.

3. Personnel will be rehearsed on shouting "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night." See LTC Pride for demonstration. This shout will be given on termination of General Claus' visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of section NCOICs.

4. Threat to environment and personnel, very minor, other than to have fun.

/s/
CHRISTOPHER K. KRINGLE
Colonel, USA
OIC, Special Services

Distribution:
Everybody Who Still Believes :)

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Twelve Days of Christmas

Ever wondered how much stuff you would have to give and how much it would cost if you wanted to give your true love the 12 Days of Christmas ?

Well every year there are financial places that add up the cost for you to do the whole 12 days.

Well first off you need to figure out how much stuff there is, you would need:

1. Twelve Partridges Pear trees (one per day for 12 days: Cost $ 500

2. Twenty two Turtle Doves (two per day for 11 days: Cost $ 330

3. Thirty French Hens (three a day for 10 days): Cost $ 300

4. Thirty Six Calling Birds (four a day for 9 days): Cost $ $ 27,000

5. Forty Golden Rings (Five a day for 8 days: Cost $ 16,000

6. Forty Two Geese (Six a day for 7 days: Cost $ 1,000

7. Forty Two Swans (Seven a day for 6 days): Cost $ 30,000

8. Forty Milk Maids (Eight a day hired for 5 days): Cost $ 4,800

9. Forty Milk Cows (Eight a day for 5 days): Cost $ 20,000

10. Thirty Six Dancing Ladies (9 a day hired for 4 days): Cost $ 1,500

11. Thirty Leaping Lords (10 a day for 3 days): Cost $ 3,000

12. Twenty Two Pipers (11 a day for 2 days): Cost $ 8,800

13. Twelve Drummers (12 a day for a day): Cost $ 1,000

Total cost for all Twelve Days is roughly $ 115,000

So you can buy your love the days or you can put a down payment on a nice house.

For the record that's 138 people, 224 animals and 52 objects.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas Carol

Today's post discusses the background of one of the most told of all Christmas stories, the Charles Dickens classic, A Christmas Carol.

While we all have enjoyed seeing the redemption of Scrooge, few realize that the real redemption of the book was for Dickens.

During his time it was quite common for one successful person to not only support their own families but the familes of siblings, aunts, uncles and so on. Often one man would be supporting dozens of people.

This was true of Dickens, he supported a number of people and despite his literary success was often deep in debt.

His financial problems also stemmed from the fact that he insisted on the best quality in his books. The best paper, binding, cover, ink, etc were used to give his readers the best possible experience.

The cost of this quality cut into his own profits.

So when it came time to write another Christmas story (he wrote several others prior to and after Carol), he was not in an especially festive mood. Indeed he was in what his family called his dark mood.

But as he wrote the story the redemption that saved Scrooge began to overtake the author. By the time he was midway through the story he was laughing and smiling with the characters and by the end he was as exuberant as Scrooge himself.

Over the last 150 plus years, the story has brought joy to millions, if not billions of people. But the first soul it saved was that of it's own author.

Friday, December 16, 2005

RIP John Spencer

Although I sometimes have issues with the liberal plot line I am a fan of the Left Wing (aka West Wing).

I am therefore deeply saddened to report that John Spencer aka Leo, died today of a heart attack at the way too young age of 58.

It will be interesting to see how the affects the plot.

Iraq Success Celebrated By All But The Left

As the news stories are now showing, the elections in Iraq have been a smashing success. Almost no violence, huge participation by every segment of Iraqi society.

On US and Iraqi television are images of whole families coming out to vote. The children being brought to see what real freedom is.

As they leave the voting booth, many are literally dancing with joy.

To be fair, it is just one more step on the road to freedom and they have a long way to go, but it's a pretty big step and one that is a cause of national celebration for all Iraqis.

So you would think that even those who opposed the war would be happy.

Well, guess again.

A survey of the left leaning web sites reveals one of three strategies.

1. They ignore the election, unable to comment on something if they can't bash Bush.

2. They give it cursory coverage but then move on to say that the elections don't matter.

3. They claim that the elections were actually a disaster but our 'state run media' is lying for 'dictator Bush'.

For a time, these kind of attitudes and reactions made me angry, but now they just make me sad. The idea that people are so filled with vile and hate that they can't even enjoy a happy moment.

But as long as the people of Iraq can celebrate, that is good enough for me.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Forbes Fictional Fifteen

Just for fun, Forbes has come out with their 15 richest fictional characters list.

Click here to check it out Forbes

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Narnia.... BRILLIANT

Ok gang, I just got back from a preview of Narnia sponsored by local churches.

So there are my before it comes out comments.

First off, out of respect to the fact that most of you have not seen it I won't comment on plot details and since it's been a long time since I read books I can't comment on closeness to original book.

Having said that, this is an absolutely brilliant film. While there is a very very very clear Christian theme to the film, that is icing on the cake for those of us who share in Christ.

Looking at it from a purely film aspect, it is very enjoyable, as demonstrated by the fact that my Mom, who dislikes LOTR and similar films found this one wonderful.

It is visually stunning, not simply from the special effects (which are great) but from the sweeping vistas. Whoever did cinemotography deserves a serious look at an Oscar.

The script is pretty tight. There are some points where the story drags a little, but that is partly attributable to this being the first in a series. As a result they need to spend time setting up the backstory before they can start.

The score is a good compliment to the film, sweeping and uplifting where needed but nicely understated for the rest of the time. It's one of those scores that you don't notice right off but the film would suffer without it.

The acting is top notch for the most part. The Queen was a little less imposing than I might have liked, but she's pretty good. The children were good overall, and I am sure that they will grow into the roles just as the Harry Potter kids have.

One cavet, there are a number of dark scenes, loud battles, etc and I would not suggest taking any young kids. Save them for DVD rental when you can pause the action to soothe upset nerves.

I will be posting both this and a more detailed commentary to my blog, but this will do it for now.

So in case I have not been clear.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Air Marshal Shoots Man at Miami Airport

Reports just coming in that a deranged man has been shot by an Air Marshal.

Shooting

Now we all know that the left will start second guessing this case

Which is ridiculous

The man said he had a bomb, he ran onto a jetway.

He was told by the air marshal to come back and stay away from his luggage.

The man reached into his luggage and ignored orders to stop, so the officer had no choice but to fire.

It does now seem that the man was mentally unbalanced and may not have had a bomb.

But the officer had no way to know that.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Mentos and Soda

In the purely fun and interesting category..

If you add a roll of Mentos candies to a 2 liter bottle of soda, you get an amazing reaction which results in a giant fountain of soda.

It has to do with a chemical reaction between the soda and the coating on the candy.

There are lots of examples out there but this one sort of explains the process

Mentos

Defense Secretary Lieberman

Defense Secretary Lieberman ?

According to recent reports, it could happen by mid 2006

Lieberman

Friday, December 02, 2005

Card Walker Dies

It may not be a name that many of you know, but for anyone who is a fan of the Disney theme parks, it should be one you remember.

The Walt Disney parks, indeed the Walt Disney Company itself exist in large part because of the efforts of Card Walker.

Walker was the first non Disney to head the company. He ran the show course between 1971 (When Roy O. Disney passed away) and 1984 (When Eisner took over)

Some of his critics point out that he was not particularly creative. For example he was the one who ultimately rejected the plans to build a city on the WDW property as Walt Disney had hoped.

Others point out that Walker took Disney through some very tough times and made choices that helped keep the company going. I tend to agree with this side of the argument

Remember that he took over in the early 70s when the US, much of Western Europe were swept into the first big energy crisis.

As gas prices soared, attendance at theme parks plunged, and earnings went with them.

Walker therefore took a very cautious road when making decisions. Building Walt's dream city might have been a wonderful vision, but it would have cost tens of billions of dollars and offered limited income back to the company.

So Walker made the proper choice and switched to the Epcot concept, building the 2nd theme park on the property.

Card's background explains some of his caution. He started with the company in the late 1930's as a runner, then worked his way up through the ranks to become Walt Disneys top man.

Now to be fair, Walker did probably obsess a little to much on the 'what would Walt do' theme, and this did lead to some indecision and drift at the company during the late 70's and early 80's.

But again, remember the times. This was the era of Star Wars for kids and the rapid rise of PG and R rated films for adults. It was hard to keep going with the old Disney style during these years.

Walker tried to merge the old style with the new era of film by producing projects like Black Hole and Black Cauldron, but it wasn't until technology caught up to his ideas in the 80's that this concept could work with Mermaid and Beauty.

Card did on the other hand make some pretty bold choices.

He was the one who authorized Tokyo Disneyland, the first overseas theme park for Disney. And he supported the idea of a European park as well.

In addition, unlike modern Disney execs, when he did build a park, like Epcot, he kept to the Walt vision of making it all top quality.

He was known in the industry for demanding the best, which is why there were dozens of applicants for each job at a Disney park, but only the best got the nod.

For Card, the key was to always make the image of Disney the best, even if it meant sacrificing potential profits. When WDW was completed in 1971, there was plenty of room for more hotels, but Card refused to build.

He said that he felt they did fine with the properties they had and wanted to give the local economy a chance to earn some money too.

Imagine a company today taking a stance like that.

Card may not have been perfect, but he carried Disney through a major transitional period and he allowed it to survive through an economy that nearly killed many others.

Walt would have been proud